Boss: That man next to you is doing twice as much work as you are!
Joe: I know that, sir. I keep telling him, but he won't slow down!


- Mom: We can't keep a horse in the house. Think of the smell.
Son: Don't worry. They'll get used to it!
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-Mike: I hear that you went fishing last week. Did you get anything?
Sid: Yep. Sunburned and mosquito bites

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John: I get very nervous the way you drive around those sharp turns.
Sue: Just do what I do - close your eyes!